Are you tired of that boring old alarm clock? Say hello to the 'F*ck a Doodle You' T-shirt! It's the only wake-up call you'll ever need, featuring a chicken who's just a tad confused about his daily duties. Now, every morning, you can strut your stuff and let out a feathery 'F*ck a Doodle You' that's sure to ruffle some feathers and bring a smile to everyone's face. Who needs a rooster when you've got this clucking hilarious tee?